We're writing about our last day in Singapore a week later in Tokyo. In the snow. So we write longingly for the heat now.
We started off the day last Monday with yummy fishball noodles. And then followed that up with nasi lemak for lunch from the hawker center. Yee Jerng and Yee Ma got so much good food for us. Some of our favorites were the fishball noodles and the bak kut teh. Anyways, I digress.
On our last day in Singapore, we left Simba with Yee Ma and went to Raffles Hotel and the Tim Ip exhibit at the Esplanade. We had already decided we would take a water taxi or "bum boat" back from the Esplanade to Robertson Quay (S$3). Having previously tried to get on this water taxi, we knew to allot at least 1.5 hours to get back (despite being able to walk that distance in less time). Here is our story:
2:05pm
Ticket Man (TM): It will be twenty minutes for the boat to come.
B: Okay, so I should be back here in fifteen minutes right? Cause twenty minutes is approximate?
TM: Mmmmmmm. No you should stay here. Cause I don't know when the boat is coming.
B: Okay...do you know how long it takes the boat to get from here to Robertson Quay?
TM: Mmmm. I don't know.
Since it was a beautiful day and we had allotted a good chunk of time to get back, we figured we would just chill next to the river and enjoy the heat and sunshine (in the shade of course). A good thirty minutes pass.
2:35pm
C: I think the ticket guy is looking for our boat with a telescope.
B: No he's not. I can see the Merlion [where the boats are coming from].
C: I think he is. He stuck the telescope out of his ticket booth door.
B: Ohmygod I think you're right. [Bursts out laughing. Can't stop laughing]
2:38pm
B: Telescope!! [Can't stop laughing]
2:45pm (We gave ourselves this time as a limit to catch a cab back if the boat hadn't come yet so B gets up to ask for our money back, but before she can say anything...)
TM: Wait, wait, wait. I think your boat is coming!
B: Oh really? Is that it? [Points to approaching boat]
TM (aka Telescope Man): [Sticks telescope out through door crack again] Yes, yes, I think it is.
Turns out these boats don't have any sort of schedule. Telescope Man has asked his bosses why the boats have no schedule and he gets no answer so he gave up. As we passed Clarke Quay in the boat, we watched a woman with a stroller walking at the same pace as our boat. We heard our boat drivers trying to get in touch with someone over walkie talkie and then they gave up, remarking to each other: "I think he's sleeping." We got back to Robertson Quay by 3:15pm and to Simba by 3:30pm. All in all a relaxing and entertaining boat ride down the Singapore River.
Yee Ma called this nasi lemak a rich man's version of a poor man's meal
Thanks for letting me stay in the air conditioning today
Raffles Hotel is so fancy laaaaaaa!
Waiting for our boat
Telescope Man. He stepped aside when Carlos went to take a picture, but Bethany insisted Telescope Man get in the picture with her. Our boat is in the background.
How was your nap, sir??